30 ways to bother Tobi

1. Threaten to tell Deidara that he said Deidara's art sucks.

2. Threaten to not give him candy

3. Take away his plushies

4. Tell him Deidara hates him

5. Tell him he's worthless

6. Try to take his mask

7. Ask him if Zetsu ever tried to eat him (he used to be Zetsu's subordinate)

8. Tell him he's a klutz

9. Ask him if he's really as stupid as he seems

10. Insinuate that he's is actually Obito and thus, was crushed by a rock

11. Tell him that Itachi wants Uchihacest

12. Put sand in his bed

13. Draw a smiley face on his mask

14. Put scorpions in his cloak.

15. Tell him that his Sharingan isn't that powerful

16. Ask him if he ever wanted to 'do' anything with 'sempai'

17. Tickle him incessantly

18. Force him to watch a dubbed version of Mermaid Melodies (Nobody can stand that! >D)

19. Proceed with then putting on Bo-Bo-Bo

20. Tell him he's not really evil

21. Insinuate that his evil-ness was caused by gas

22. Give him one of those dog collars that shock them when the dog barks

23. Proceed with shocking him every time he speaks

24. When he's just sitting some where walk up to him and yell: "BAD TOBI! NO!" then squirt water on him from a squirt bottle

25. Lock the bathroom door and when he's dancing outside of it needing to pee, direct him to the litter box

26. Take away whatever bubble solution he may have

27. Tell him Deidara put a bomb in his birthday cake

28. Point at Zetsu and tell Tobi he is hungry and that Zetsu was talking about him earlier

29. Put duct tape over the eyehole so he can't see

30. Remind him constantly that Deidara is dead and he couldn't save him.