30 ways to annoy Itachi

1. Tell him he really didn't kill the Uchiha clan

2. Tell him it was really the easter bunny

3. Call him short

4. Remind him that he is the shortest one in the Akatsuki

5. take pictures of him when he's asleep and try to sell them to Hidan and Kisame in front of Itachi's face.

6. Tell him that he and Sasuke should have more se..."quality time"

7. Mess up his hair

8. Laugh and take pictures of his messed up hair

9. Post them all over the internet as "Itachi's bad hair day"

10. Lock yourself in the shower in the morning and use up all the hot water

11. After Itachi finally gets to take his shower, sneak back in and flush the toilet

12. Ask him how 'big' Kisame is

13. Proceed with asking him this question every morning

14. Eat all of Itachi's favorite cereal

15. Tell him it was Leader

16. when standing next to him, attempt to use his head as an arm rest

17. Tell him that his Mangekyou Sharingan sucks

18. whenever he walks into a room with you and Kakuzu, turn to Kakuzu and ask him how much money Itachi made last night

19. Dye his hair bright pink and call him Sakura until the color wears off

20. Call him blind

21. Suggest that he uses Tobi as a seeing eye dog

22. Proceed to attempt to hide in plain sight everytime he sees you

23. Tell him that a ninja who wears bright orange should be easily defeated

24. Call him weak for not being able to defeat him yet

25. Call him a weasel

26. Proceed to dance around him with a Sarutobi plushie while singing: "Round and round the mullberry bush, the monkey chases the weasel"

27. Throw Sasuke at him and yell "UCHIHACEST!!!"

28. Throw Tobi in following this and yell: "UCHIHA THREESOME!"

29. Ask him how old he is

30. When he seems confused, explain to him that the wrinkles are very misleading.